Why am I awake? Oh right…
Times likes these I think to myself, Why am I up? WHY THE FRICK AM I AWAKE?! It’s now 7.45am and I haven’t been to sleep! Did a very successful BIG IN WIGAN last night, and I’ve been awake ever since.
Today I am getting a train to Sheffield to celebrate my best friends 21st birthday, I’m then going to Scunthorpe (Tinie Tempah hasn’t been there) to hang with a great mate Vickie, then off to Hull to invade the beautiful Fiona Darling’s radio show / life, all back in time for the weekend in London.
Question is, can I stay awake long enough to get my 11:25am train today?!


